The Scene: A pub in Chipperfield (ie, the middle of nowhere) at 8pm on 28/12; A group of friends are trying to find a pub for a catch up drink and chat
Me (Entering the pub and seeing it's completely empty): Um, sorry to bother you, but are you still open?
Barman: Am now! Do you want me to put some more logs on the fire?
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