"Hello. In the traditional motion picture story, the villains are usually defeated, the ending is a happy one. I can make no such promise for the picture you are about to watch." (Ronald Reagan)
Saturday, 6 December 2014
The Wit and Wisdom of... The Seventh Doctor
Tuesday, 25 November 2014
The Wit and Wisdom of... Martin Luther King, Jr.
Sunday, 9 November 2014
The Wall Comes Tumbling Down
Sunday, 26 October 2014
Woolf at the Door
Wednesday, 22 October 2014
The Wit and Wisdom of... All the President's Men
Monday, 20 October 2014
Britain First Posters, Beware...
Everyone is in favour of looking after old people. We'll all be old one day, and even in our increasingly selfish era, the idea that society must provide a basic level of care to its elderly is deeply ingrained. There is even more support for the idea that those who served this country in the armed forces are deserving of our care. Even if we disagree profoundly with the conflicts soldiers are dispatched to in the name of the United Kingdom, no one could disagree that when they come back, we have a duty of care to these people.
But I suspect, or at least hope, that not everyone is a fascist. That not everyone believes and distributes the latest versions of the stock fairytales of the far right. That not everyone supports the idea of street marches into areas with a high ethnic minority population. That not everyone believes in repatriating immigrants, or treating ethnic minorities like second class citizens. That not everyone believes in a white supremacist, Christian-centric state, with dramatic curtailments in the right to divorce and abortion.
So my challenge is simple. The next time you see a picture of an abused animal on Facebook, or a story about the low level of pensioner benefits, before you click like or share, stop and think. Could this story, emotive though it is, actually be a piece of political propaganda? A message from a group which rose out of the ashes of the BNP, and draws on the street protests of the EDL.
Britain First is not a truth speaking website. It is not an honest Facebook group. It is not an arena for politically incorrect jokes. It is a far right political party, pure and simple. Let's not give them the oxygen of publicity.
Saturday, 18 October 2014
Observations on... Matriculation
Wednesday, 15 October 2014
Why Spell Check and History Don't Mix
Aethelred
Alcuin
Anglian
Athelstan
Cuthbert
Faroe
Finchley
Frisia
Guildsmen
Hanoverians
Hemel
Hempstead
Justinian
Lindisfarne
Mercia
Merovingian
Offa
Picts
Plantagenet
Pompei
Prussia
Regnal
Toponym
Vinland
A broadly accurate summary really...
Friday, 26 September 2014
The Wit and Wisdome of Bill Clinton, Mk. IV
Wednesday, 17 September 2014
The Wit and Wisdom of... Donald Dewar
The Nationalists came to Hamilton promising victory. They have been promising victory for as long as I can remember - and now victory for them means coming second - again.
Having stepped through the looking glass they argue that Labour's tax policies, returning money to hard working families somehow attracts votes to them. But the one thing they try to hide is the stark reality that is their sole reason for existing - splitting the United Kingdom, breaking up Britain - Nationalism - is unacceptable to the more than 70% of Scots who will not vote for them.
It is not just their view of the world which is distorted. They have strange views on dissent. Their standing orders make clear that any unauthorised contact with the press is a hanging offence - well perhaps not hanging, but their Chief Whip has cheerfully gone on record saying that anyone who strays is liable to be dropped from the group. It is their form of deselection. I quote - "It is as if such a person went under a bus. The next one on the list would simply take his place".
It sure gives a certain sinister meaning to the phrase - "next please".
Then there is the puzzling case of the party's economic spokesman. Within the same week he argued that it was possible to be British, to be proud of it, yet vote against Britain for separatism. And then just as quickly changed tack, describing the Union Flag as offensive, - a relic of colonialism. They tell me he is a nice young man - he did eventually apologise - but would you put him in charge of your finances?
I can remember Free by '93. I thought then that it was straight from the great McGonigall school of politics - of dubious benefit but endlessly reusable. And they will use it decade after decade after decade.
Enough of the SNP - the politics of illusion are not for us.
Donald Dewar, first First Minister of Scotland, addressing the Labour conference, Sept 1999
Monday, 8 September 2014
The Wit and Wisdom of... Jean Chrétien
Friday, 8 August 2014
The Wit and Wisdom of... Gerald Ford
Monday, 4 August 2014
The Wit and Wisdom of... Ramsay MacDonald
Friday, 1 August 2014
The Wit and Wisdom of... Harold Wilson, Mk. II
Tuesday, 29 July 2014
Cold Calling, Round II- Getting Out of Debt
Saturday, 26 July 2014
The Shots Heard Around Britain
Friday, 25 July 2014
Welcome Back to 2008
But statistics aren't everything. As a country, our GDP is higher, yes. But that says nothing for all those people who were cast onto the scrapheap of unemployment during that time, either for a while or long-term. It says nothing for all those people who have remained stuck in jobs they don't really want to be doing, for fear of having nothing else. It says nothing for all those graduates (personal gripe here!) who left university to find the world didn't care as much as it said it did when they got into university. The true cost of the Great Recession is not over. It's hiding beneath the surface, and one day will emerge.
Next Tuesday is Election Day. Next Tuesday all of you will go to the polls, will stand there in the polling place and make a decision. I think when you make that decision, it might be well if you would ask yourself, are you better off than you were four years ago? Is it easier for you to go and buy things in the stores than it was four years ago? Is there more or less unemployment in the country than there was four years ago?
Ronald Reagan, debating with Jimmy Carter, 1980
Thursday, 24 July 2014
The Wit and Wisdom of... The First Doctor
Thursday, 17 July 2014
A Law for All Seasons
Wednesday, 16 July 2014
The Wit and Wisdom of... Jeremy Thorpe
Monday, 14 July 2014
Exit Hush Puppies, Centre-Right
Wednesday, 2 July 2014
Murray-fever
Friday, 27 June 2014
The Lamps Go Out
Call it what you will, tomorrow marks a century since a young Bosnian Serb shot dead the heir to the throne of the Austro-Hungarian Empire in Sarajevo. Within a matter of weeks, the apparent calm of Europe had been shattered, as the continent, and eventually huge swathes of the planet, descended into war.
Ever since, historians have struggled to explain how the century of peace which had seemingly graced Europe since 1815 came crashing down so suddenly and so spectacularly. You can debate whether this peace was an illusion, or the reasons war came about so rapidly. But this analysis of the madness which gripped Europe cannot be beaten:
Wednesday, 4 June 2014
Chinese Whispers
Wednesday, 28 May 2014
Earthquakes
But this disguises a lot. In the two general elections of 1910, the Conservatives (just) outpolled the Liberal party, as it then was, but the Liberals held the edge on seats. So actually, the last election to have been clearly won by someone other than Labour or Conservative was in 1906, when the Liberals took 397 seats and 48.9% of the vote.
But the Liberals are sort of still with us, in the form of the much battered and bruised Liberal Democrats. So in actual fact, the last time a national election was won by anyone other than the Conservatives, Labour or the Liberals was... never. Since the advent of party politics in the late 17th century, with Whigs and Tories forming into loose blocs in Parliament, a broadly left wing group has faced a broadly right wing group. Even if the names have changed, or even the ideas espoused have changed, that has been a relative constant.
And there's more. Those victories by the Liberals were achieved in the days before true universal suffrage. No women could vote, and far from the entire adult male population could vote either. So, in fact, by taking 4.35 million votes, UKIP have the highest number of votes for a party which isn't one of the big three, ever.
Whether some of these will dissipate at a general election remains to be seen. Personally, I think it will. My money is still on an outcome. But everything is in flux, and British politics has indeed seen a bit of an earthquake.
Tuesday, 27 May 2014
The Wit and Wisdom of... Clement Attlee
Thursday, 22 May 2014
The Wit and Wisdom of... LBJ
Saturday, 17 May 2014
What If... Thatcher Took the Hint?
But few of Thatcher's cabinet ministers can have been expecting her announcement at the first meeting of 1990. She told them she had decided that, after ten and a half years in office, it was time to stand down, thus giving her successor time to establish themself before a general election. The country was stunned. To many, the candidate to replace Mrs Thatcher was obvious. Since his dramatic walkout resignation from her cabinet in 1986, Michael Heseltine had been waiting in the shadows for his moment to strike. Extremely popular with voters, and with a public image to match that of Thatcher herself, there seemed no way that the premiership was not Tarzan's for the taking. When it emerged in the first ballot of the Tory leadership election that his only challengers were to be the patrician, remote, One-Nation Tory Douglas Hurd and the right wing backbencher Nicholas Budgen, it looked as though Heseltine was home and dry.
But there was another high profile ex-cabinet minister lurking in the wings. Norman Tebbit, former Financial Times journalist, former RAF and commercial pilot, and the MP for Chingford since 1970, had been a Thatcherite cheerleader from the word go. Instinctively anti-socialist, it was Tebbit who had helped put the ideology of Thatcherism into words which resonated with the public, most famously with his 'get on your bike' ethic (although he never actually said those exact words). After steering the Conservative party to victory in the 1987 election, many had expected Tebbit to be appointed to one of the great offices of government. But Tebbit carried a deep scar from his time in government. He had been badly injured in the Brighton bombing of 1984, and his wife had been left paralysed. He retired from the government to devote his time to caring for her. But, as he told Woodrow Wyatt in 1988, if Thatcher was to go and he didn't like the look of her replacement, he would be forced to intervene. And, for all their cooperation in abolishing London's education authority, Tebbit and Heseltine did not see eye to eye. So Tebbit threw his hat into the ring, declaring he wanted to see Thatcher's achievements taken to new heights. Budgen, knowing the game was up, withdrew. Thatcher was delighted, and made little secret of who she would prefer to see succeed her.
When the results were counted, Tebbit had the backing of 215 MPs, versus 126 for Heseltine, 30 for Hurd and 3 abstentions. Under the complex rules for electing a new Tory leader, Tebbit had won comfortably, avoiding a second ballot. His first act was to build a new cabinet. Mrs Thatcher had only changed the big players of Chancellor, Home Secretary and Foreign Secretary a few months before, so Tebbit offered John Major, Douglas Hurd and David Waddington the chance remain in their jobs, which they all accepted. Michael Heseltine found himself recalled to the government, going back to the Ministry of Defence.
One of Tebbit's first moves in government was to announce a review of the hated Community Charge, widely known as the Poll Tax, under the direction of his new Environment Secretary Ken Clarke, a known Tory moderate. Clarke was set what became known as the 'Tebbit test'; any replacement for the old rates had to be acceptable to all Tebbit's Essex constituents, from council tenants to rich millionaires. Although bills did arrive in households in March, the knowledge that the tax was likely to be scrapped helped to take the wind out of the sails from the anti-Poll Tax groups. A demonstration planned for the end of March in London fizzled out, and with the issue negated the Conservatives began to gain on Labour in the polls. But with the economy beginning to dip into recession, Tebbit would clearly have a struggle on his hands.
Then the IRA struck again. Eyebrows had been raised by Tebbit's choice of Ian Gow, a Thatcher loyalist and strident Unionist, as his Northern Irish Secretary. But no one was expecting what followed. In July 1990 Gow was killed when a car bomb detonated outside his constituency home in Sussex. The IRA claimed responsibility, pointing to Gow's closeness to Thatcher and Tebbit, and his support for Unionism. Tebbit then shocked the political world by deciding to become his own Northern Irish Secretary, and ordering a security crackdown in the Province. The result was an enormous upsurge in violence, as a heavier army presence led to increased paramilitary attacks. The loyalist paramilitary groups also stepped up their activities, and it began to look as if the Prime Minister was leading Northern Ireland back into the appalling violence of the 1970s.
Whether all of this would have changed without the death of one of the most prominent paramilitaries will never be known. Driving to a political meeting in Belfast in September 1990, a car containing the prominent Sinn Fein politicians and alleged IRA commanders Gerry Adams and Martin McGuinness was attacked by gunmen. McGuinness was killed in the shootout, while all the other occupants were badly injured, with Adams having to have his leg amputated. Whilst it has never been proved that the SAS were responsible for the attack, it was widely believed at the time; no loyalist group came forward to claim responsibility for the attack, and Tebbit took advantage of the incident to make the Downing Street Declaration, in which he promised that the UK government would never bow to the men of violence. Adding off the record that Adams losing his leg gave him a taste of his own medicine was very much an insight into Tebbit's mindset. Relations between London and Dublin cooled dramatically, as Tebbit returned to the idea that Northern Ireland was a security problem for the United Kingdom, not a constitutional one to be solved jointly with the Irish. In turn, the IRA stepped up its bombing campaign on the mainland, with the London Docklands, Manchester, Birmingham, Edinburgh and Liverpool all seeing bombs during this tense period. But after these attacks, the IRA and Sinn Fein retreated underground, realising they could not survive an all out war with the British army. Instead, they began to plan for a road to a peaceful end to the Troubles.
But Northern Ireland had always defied the norms of British politics, and bizarrely Tebbit's popularity seemed boosted by his strong policies there. Coupled with British success in the Gulf War against Iraq, Tebbit went into the 1991 election with high hopes, campaigning on a distinctively Thatcherite manifesto of resistance to the EC, lower immigration, lower taxes and a smaller state. The result was victory, a majority of 89 seats. For Labour, Neil Kinnock was devastated. The change of Prime Minister 18 months before had apparently been enough to sink his chances of becoming Prime Minister. He resigned, to be replaced by John Smith, although there were many who thought if Labour could not win in the midst of a recession, after 12 years of Conservative rule with an openly right wing leader at their head, they might never be able to win at all.
With this overwhelming mandate behind him, in the autumn of 1991 Tebbit headed off to the EC summit at Maastricht for the negotiation on the new European treaty. Never a friend of Brussels, Tebbit tore into the idea of 'ever closer union' and a European single currency. For good measure, he announced that Britain would leave the Exchange Rate Mechanism if a single currency was agreed upon. After much wrangling, Tebbit agreed to the creation of a European Union, but extracted an opt-out for Britain from much of its provisions. This opt-out from the ERM would prove critical, as it saved the pound from collapse when the system broke down in September 1992. However, not all Conservative MPs were pleased with Tebbit's performance. Michael Heseltine, Ken Clarke and Chris Patten all resigned from the government; however, these pro-Maastricht rebels in the Conservative party were not enough to threaten Tebbit's substantial majority.
Although the recession of 1990-93 was deep and painful, the economy soon bounced back, with Chancellor John Major taking much of the credit. Inflation dropped to record low levels, and unemployment began to fall as well. and Tebbit's administration was also particularly active in the field of social security reform, removing entitlements from many higher earners, but also increasing sanctions for abuse of the system. Tighter immigration controls proved popular, as did schemes to encourage ethnic minorities to integrate into British society. In education, plans to introduce tuition fees for university education provoked a storm of protests amongst students. However, vice-chancellors were delighted, and many worried parents were pacified by the generous scheme of grants, bursaries and loans which was introduced. Many on the left attacked Tebbit and his government as being too harsh, too insular, but these criticisms just seemed to bounce off the Prime Minister. Indeed, as he pointed out, he was not so ardently Thatcherite that he would dream of extreme privatisation; the Post Office and British Rail remained in public hands, although the last of the coal mines did go. Overseas, Britain became increasingly disconnected with the rest of the EU, but did support the UN intervention in the former Yugoslavia. It was enough to guarantee Tebbit victory at the 1995 general election, albeit with a reduced majority of 47.
But this was to be the last hurrah of the Tebbit government. It had been clear for a while that there was an increasing disjuncture between the Conservative party and modern British culture. After their defeat in 1995, Labour chose Tony Blair as their new leader; after all, they'd only kept Margaret Beckett after John Smith died because they were afraid Tebbit would use any vacancy to call an election. Blair proved very popular with the public, and Labour rapidly pulled ahead of the Conservatives in the polls. It seemed that economic competence was no longer enough; voters wanted a government which cared too. Disastrous local election results in 1996 saw the Conservatives almost pushed into third place, and they lost hundreds upon hundreds of council seats, a trend which was set to intensify.
But the Prime Minister was already set to resign. After his 65th birthday in March 1996, Tebbit had hinted he would not be leader at the next election, and then surprised everyone by announcing he would stand down in time for the Tory conference in October. In the contest to replace him Michael Portillo, darling of the Thatcherites and ultimate heir-presumptive to their cause since the late-80s, emerged victorious, the youngest Prime Minister since the 19th century. Tebbit was initially enthusiastic about his replacement, declaring to the conference "if you thought I was right-wing, wait till you see this guy." But Portillo surprised everyone by emerging as a social liberal; his 'Portillo Moment,' whereby he promised to use extra tax revenues to care for those at the bottom of society, was originally seen as a game changer. However, Portillo had reckoned without the civil war this move would cause to erupt in the Conservative party, with his predecessor, now Lord Tebbit, leading the attack. Portillo's move came to be seen as an attempt to steal the rug from under Tony Blair. All the tensions of a party which had been in power for nearly twenty years exploded into the open, and Labour pulled further and further ahead in the polls. That Portillo had a former leader of his party sniping at him from the Lords did nothing to help his position. Portillo held off the election for as long as he could. But his government had ceased to function, meaning he had little concrete achievements to point to other than muddling through. The nadir of his premiership came with the frankly naff Millennium Celebrations in December 1999; after a year, no one could still work out what the Millennium Dome had been for. And so in May 2000, 21 years of Conservative rule were brought to an end with the landslide victory by Tony Blair and the Labour party. Portillo barely held on to his Enfield seat. The next day, the IRA declared a ceasefire and called for negotiations to open with the new British government. Truly, the Tebbit era had ended.
P.S. Tebbit Cabinet, 1990
Prime Minister- Norman Tebbit
Chancellor of the Exchequer- John Major
Foreign Secretary- Douglas Hurd
Home Secretary- David Waddington
Defence Secretary- Michael Heseltine
Education Secretary- Ken Baker
Health Secretary- Chris Patten
Trade and Industry Secretary- Nicholas Ridley
Social Security Secretary- Cecil Parkinson
Environment Secretary- Ken Clarke
Employment Secretary- Peter Lilley
Transport Secretary- Tom King
Energy Secretary- Norman Fowler
Scottish Secretary- Malcolm Rifkind
Welsh Secretary- Edwina Curry
Northern Irish Secretary- Ian Gow
Chief Secretary to the Treasury- Norman Lamont
Agriculture, Food and Fisheries Minister- John Gummer
Chancellor of the Duchy of Lancaster- John Biffen
Leader, House of Commons- Sir Geoffrey Howe
Leader, House of Lords- Lord Belstead
P.P.S. Prime Ministers, 1990-2014
1979-1990- Margaret Thatcher (Con)
1990-1996- Norman Tebbit (Con)
1996-2000- Michael Portillo (Con)
2000-2009- Tony Blair (Lab)
2009-2013- Gordon Brown (Lab)
2013-2014- William Hague (Con)
Tuesday, 13 May 2014
Cold Calling, University of York Style
Mercifully, I can talk for Britain, and having nowt better to do decided to see who would blink first. This resulted in a 45 minute conversation, with some real blinders:
"So I see you did an MA in Medieval History with us; out of interest, what encouraged you to do that at York?"
Hmm, well apart from the internationally recognised Centre for Medieval Studies (which he'd not heard of) being there, a fairly large part of my decision was that I'd already been a student there for three years. A fact he wasn't aware of. A great start, York. At least give the man some basic facts...
"You were in Halifax College, yes? At least you weren't as far away as Hes East..."
Sorry to break it to you, but when I started there in 2008, Hes East consisted of some diggers waiting for the archaeology department to stop excitedly pointing at a hole in the ground. Halifax was renowned for being 'miles away.' But, hey, nice try...
"Yes, I'm still in Halifax you see; I'm in my first year."
Oh. Dear. The poor guy on the end of the phone is barely older than the students I currently work with. When I was an MA student, one of the biggest realisations was how detached you became from the undergraduate life of the university. Three years may not seem like much, but the level of work and general maturity (within reason...) was in fact like a chasm. Now, two years out of university altogether, it began to seem more like an interstellar void...
"You were a university librarian? Wow, that's cool... They've always seemed really strange people to me!"
Also file under 'Howto Lose Friends and Alienate People.'
"So, are you interested to hear how the last round of elections went?"
No, not really. I realised YUSU politics was ridiculous whilst I was at university, and it hasn't got better in my mind since.
"I'm just wondering, why did you become a librarian when you finished your MA? I mean, it's about as far from doing medieval history as I can imagine... but then again, I can imagine 2012 wasn't a good year to graduate, was it?"
No, actually, Mr 1st year. I don't think you can imagine. I don't think you can imagine what it was like one little bit, to go straight from MA life to graduate unemployment (although I did lifeguard, so more properly it was severe underemployment). What it was like to be rejected from job after job. To be made to feel that four years of higher education had actually made things worse, not better. To discover that employers didn't care. And with the only consolation being everyone else you knew was in the same boat. And that, although things are fine now, I will never, ever forget the experience...
I look forward to their next call with great interest!
Sunday, 11 May 2014
The Wit and Wisdom of... John Smith
Friday, 2 May 2014
The Return of the Passenger
Wednesday, 30 April 2014
The Wit and Wisdom of... Maggie Thatcher, mk II
Thursday, 17 April 2014
What If... Ireland Never Became Independent?
Hard as it is to believe now, there were many who doubted whether Ireland could be kept in the United Kingdom. Despite being ruled by Britain for 700 years, Ireland was Britain's most troublesome colony. Centuries of armed rebellions had all failed, so in the 19th century Irish nationalism was instead channelled through the route of parliamentary reform; persuading the parliament in Westminster to give Ireland its own assembly. However, in the mainly Protestant north of Ireland, the idea of being ruled by a Catholic-dominated legislature in Dublin caused shivers of fear.
Tensions reached new heights in the 1910s. The Liberal government of Herbert Henry Asquith was dependent on the support of the Irish Parliamentary Party in the House of Commons, and therefore was obliged to press ahead with Home Rule. The Conservative party, reeling from two close election defeats in 1910, responded by backing the calls of Unionists in Ulster for exclusion from Home Rule. In desperation, and encouraged by the Conservatives, the Unionists began to arm to resist rule from Dublin. The nationalists responded by also raising forces.
By 1914, the situation seemed grim. Neither side would back down. When Asquith ordered the army to prepare to disarm the Ulster Unionists and uphold the Home Rule Bill, army officers indicated they would resign rather than carry out their orders. And in what seemed the final straw, three civilians were shot and killed by the army and Dublin Metropolitan Police in July 1914 during the interception of a nationalist gun-running mission. Civil war was now feared to be days away.
But it was another shooting in that long summer which saved Ireland the trauma of a civil war, and thus kept it inside the United Kingdom. The heir to the Austro-Hungarian throne, Archduke Franz Ferdinand, was killed by Bosnian Serbs, precipitating an international crisis which plunged Europe into war. The Home Rule Act was suspended until the conflict finished, and both the Irish National Volunteers and the Ulster Volunteer Force pledged their services to the government. It seemed as if Britain had pulled back from the brink.
Then came the Easter Rising of 1916. Irish popular opinion was outraged: the rebels had brought huge damage down on Dublin, and threatened to wreck the cause of nationalism for good. The army was also furious, and wanted to execute the ringleaders to send a message that Britain would not tolerate treason. In the nick of time, Asquith managed to halt the executions, instead imprisoning the rebels for the duration of the war. He knew that public opinion would swing behind republicanism if Britain gave them martyrs.
Instead, it was left to Asquith's successor as Prime Minister, David Lloyd-George, to find a solution to the Irish Question when the Great War ended in 1918. He came up with an ingenious compromise; the nine counties of Ulster were to be excluded from the new devolved Irish Parliament until 1930, when they would start to send representatives to Dublin. As for the rest of Ireland, it would recommence sending MPs to the Westminster Parliament at this date. It seemed a torturous compromise, and there was a fresh wave of bombings from the IRB, still desperately trying to gain independence for Ireland. But most of Ireland's politicians were exhausted by the deadlock, and the deal was accepted in 1922.
And after all the despair and stress, the deal worked. True, it cost Lloyd-George the premiership, as his Conservative allies were disgusted at the apparent betrayal of the Ulster Protestants. But the new regime in Dublin, headed by rebel-turned-politician Eamon de Valera, proved competent enough in the face of chronic economic crises, and there was no wholesale repression of Protestants in public life. Attacks by the IRB soon ceased as the organisation withered away, and most Irish people seemed content with the stability their new status had granted them. There was also a great deal of cross-over with Ulster, as many organisations, such as the Royal Irish Constabulary (RIC), government departments, churches, and sporting bodies, were run on an all-Ireland basis. But in 1930, when Irish MPs returned to Westminster and Ulster sent its first delegates to Dublin, many feared a return to division.
What staved off further crisis was the Second World War, which had a unifying effect on British society as a whole. Although de Valera was known to be cool towards the idea of war with Germany, he nonetheless gave his backing first to Neville Chamberlain and then Winston Churchill in the war effort. But the Second World War unified British society at a level deeper than high politics, and by the end of the conflict any doubts that the two didn't share a common future were resolutely buried. Historians still doubt whether Britain could have kept going without access to the Atlantic ports of Berehaven and Queenstown, vital lifelines in the Battle of the Atlantic. The Irish regiments of the army played a vital role in the war effort, with many Irishmen serving in the British army. The war also helped to bring former rebels in from the cold; former IRB commander Michael Collins struck fear into the hearts of the Nazis in occupied Europe with his running of SOE, fighting guerilla wars alongside resistance groups. When the war finished, the Irish Labour Party swept both the Westminster seats and the Irish Assembly elections, ending the dominance of the old Irish Parliamentary Party. Defeated, De Valera accepted a peerage as Baron de Valera of Ennis in County Clare; this was the ultimate symbol that Ireland had returned to the fold of normal British life.
The second half of the 20th century continued this pattern, with Ireland sharing in Britain's economic ups and downs, but benefiting enormously overall from the larger economy of its neighbour. The Irish Assembly also proved a useful springboard for politicians who aimed to make it big at Westminster. Liam Cosgrave's experience of managing Ireland's economy made him a valuable addition to Edward Heath's 1970-74 Conservative government, although he later clashed with Margaet Thatcher as one of the leading Wets in her first cabinet. Mary Robinson was one of the driving forces behind Harold Wilson's landmark social reforms, while Charles Haughey's undoubted economic experience was not enough to prevent his lurid private life becoming a damaging distraction for Labour in the 1980s. David Trimble's support for John Major kept his beleaguered government going through the 1990s. And who could forget the unbeatable partnership of Tony Blair and his Foreign Secretary, Bertie Ahern? Or, critics might say, who could forget their selling of honours and dodgy property dealings? More recently, Michael Martin's anti-austerity programme in Labour-run Ireland is proving an ever more embarrassing contrast with David Cameron's administration, with few expecting Peter Robinson to be back in Dublin Castle after May's elections.
But this success story has not been without its pitfalls. It took many Unionists a long time to adapt to the idea of the Irish Assembly, with severe rioting and civil unrest in Belfast and Derry in the late 1960s and early 1970s requiring the army to help the RIC restore order. Mercifully this unrest abated, but not before the career of promising Unionist politician Brian Faulkner had been cut short by his poor response to the crisis. Controversial Unionist politician Ian Paisley also threatened a return to the divisions of the past; in response, voters kept the Irish Unionist Party locked out of Dublin Castle for a generation. The IRB has also re-emerged from the shadows from time to time, most noticeably when it destroyed Nelson's Pillar in Dublin in 1966, and in sporadic attacks against the RIC and the army. But the cause of republicanism in Ireland is going nowhere any time soon. The main republican party, Sinn Fein, polls terribly at both Westminster and Dublin elections. The true mindset in the country was seen during the Queen's visit to Ireland in 2011, the first since George V in 1911, and widely considered a success. Perhaps the best indication that Ireland is here to stay was given by the Queen herself, when she used the trip to make her recently married grandson, Prince William, the Duke of Cork.
P.S. First Ministers of Ireland, 1919-2014
1919-1930- Eamon de Valera (IPP)
1930-1934- William Cosgrave (IUP)
1934-1946- Eamon de Valera (IPP)
1946-1950- William Norton (ILP)
1950-1962- Basil Brooke (IUP)
1962-1970- Jack Lynch (ILP)
1970-1974- Brian Faulkner (IUP)
1974-1978- Gerry Fitt (ILP)
1978-1982- Ian Paisley (IUP)
1982-1998- Dick Spring (ILP)
1998-2002- Bertie Ahern (ILP)
2002-2006- Mark Durkan (ILP)
2006-2010- Peter Robinson (IUP)
2010-2014- Michael Martin (ILP)
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I'm sure you'll all be pleased to see I haven't stopped writing these posts, but finding the time is getting harder and harder! This one has been an on-off concern since mid-2012. There are more in the pipeline, so watch this space!
Wednesday, 9 April 2014
The Wit and Wisdom of... Robin Cook, Mk. III
http://news.bbc.co.uk/democracylive/hi/historic_moments/newsid_8183000/8183769.stm
(To give an idea of Cook in full flow on the issue!)
Thursday, 20 March 2014
Mutinous Army, Treacherous Conservatives
The government is in a corner; it would love to bury it's head in the sand and make it all go away, but is dependent on the support of MPs in favour of autonomy in order to survive in a hung parliament. The Prime Minister orders the army to prepare to disarm those trying to prevent the law coming into force. Senior army officers, encouraged by the Conservative party leadership, offer their junior officers a choice as to whether they will carry out these orders if conflict erupts. Somewhere between 60 and 100 resign rather than carry out their orders.
This sounds like the plot of a dystopian novel, or something from a new TV series on Sky Atlantic, or the direst of Daily Mail predictions on Scottish independence. But it isn't. This is what was playing out in the United Kingdom, one hundred years ago this week. The region is Ireland, with the Liberal government of Herbert Asquith struggling to enforce the Home Rule Act in the face of determined opposition from Ulster Unionists and the Conservative Party. German weapons and munitions were supplying both the Irish Nationalists and the Ulster Unionists, and German military circles took note at the crisis within the British army.
Asquith was forced into a humiliating climbdown. The orders to march on Ulster were never given. The Home Rule Act was later suspended pending the conclusion of the First World War. Ulster was successful in staying out of an autonomous Ireland, whilst the rest of Ireland rejected the union with Britain, instead becoming an independent nation.
It's hard to reach a balanced conclusion on this one, historians have certainly struggled; so I'll go the whole hog and give my personal opinion. The army had refused to carry out a lawful order from it's civilian bosses; that is mutiny. It had also become unacceptably politicised. The Ulster Unionists were entering into armed rebellion against the elected government to prevent it from enforcing the law, and the Conservative party was actively encouraging it. In my books, there is a crime which fits that bill, and yes it is an antiquated one, but nevertheless...: treason.
Tuesday, 18 March 2014
The Prophecies of... Yes Prime Minister
Hacker: Surely we should promote peace, harmony, goodwill?
Sir Humphrey: Well, it would be most unusual. The U.N. is the accepted forum for the expression of international hatred.
Hacker: And defending democracy on St George's?
Sir Humphrey: Not if it harms us by upsetting our friends.
Hacker: Britain should not support law and justice?
Sir Humphrey: Of course we should. We just shouldn't let it affect our foreign policy, that's all.
Hacker: We must fight for the weak against the strong.
Sir Humphrey: Then send troops to Afghanistan to fight the Russians.
Hacker: ...The Russians are too strong.
Yes Prime Minister, "A Victory for Democracy", aired 13th Feb 1986
Monday, 17 March 2014
The Wit and Wisdom of... St Patrick
Friday, 14 March 2014
The Many Wits and Wisdoms of... Tony Benn
Interview for a BBC documentary 'Labour: The Wilderness Years', 1995
Monday, 10 March 2014
Russian Salami Tactics
Tuesday, 4 March 2014
The Wit and Wisdom of... Harold Wilson
Sunday, 2 March 2014
Friday, 28 February 2014
Election '74, Round One
Monday, 24 February 2014
The Wit and Wisdom of... Winston Churchill
Saturday, 22 February 2014
The Wit and Wisdom of... Robert Baden-Powell, Mk. III
Wednesday, 19 February 2014
Oh Tony...
(I should emphasise, the defendants in the phone hacking trial deny all the charges levied against them, are innocent until proven otherwise by the judgement of a jury of their peers, and the trial is still in progress. As for Mr Blair...)
Wednesday, 12 February 2014
The Politics of the Rain
Berkshire- 7/8 Conservative MPs
Dorset- 7/8 Conservative MPs
Gloucestershire- 5/6 Conservative MPs
Worcestershire- 7/7 Conservative MPs
Oxfordshire- 6/7 Conservative MPs (including Dave)
Surrey- 11/11 Conservative MPs
Somerset- 3 UKIP councillors, 19.9% at the 2013 local elections
Dorset- 1 UKIP councillor (no vote share given on Wikipedia)
Gloucestershire- 3 UKIP councillors, 15.2% at the 2013 local elections
Worcestershire- 4 UKIP councillor (no vote share given on Wikipedia)
Surrey- 3 UKIP councillors, 22.3% at the 2013 local elections