Saturday, 8 February 2014

The Wit and Wisdom of... Edward Heath, Mk. II

Do you want a strong Government which has clear authority for the future to take decisions which will be needed? Do you want Parliament and the elected Government to continue to fight strenuously against inflation? Or do you want them to abandon the struggle against rising prices under pressure from one particularly powerful group of workers ...

This time of strife has got to stop. Only you can stop it. It’s time for you to speak — with your vote. It’s time for your voice to be heard — the voice of the moderate and reasonable people of Britain: the voice of the majority. It’s time for you to say to the extremists, the militants, and the plain and simply misguided: we've had enough. There’s a lot to be done. For heaven’s sake, let’s get on with it.

Edward Heath, calling a general election, 07/02/1974. The result was one of the closest elections in British history; Heath failed to retain office by the skin of his teeth.

Tuesday, 4 February 2014

The Wit and Wisdom of... Del-Boy

Alright, alright, supposing you go for a job, and you go for the interview, eh? What you going to say to the manager? You're going to say, 'Oh yes sir, I've got qualifications and experience, sir yeah. I've got two GCEs, an 18 month suspended sentence and I know a good joint when I puff one.' No, your feet won't touch bruv! No, no, I'm afraid not Rodney, at the ripe old age of 23, you are a social leper. Society has placed you in the darkest corner of its deepest cellar to grow moss and be forgotten about! Still never mind, eh? Viva la France as they sy in Rome. No need to get depressed!

Derrick Trotter to Rodney, First ever episode of Only Fools and Horses, 'Big Brother', 08/09/1981. Some things don't change...

Thursday, 30 January 2014

The Wit and Wisdom of... Charles I

I go from a corruptible to an incorruptible Crown, where no disturbance can be, no disturbance in the world.

Final words of King Charles I of England, Scotland and Ireland, beheaded at Whitehall, 30th January 1649, found guilty of "high treason, and of the murders, rapines, burnings, spoils, desolations, damage, and mischief to this nation."

A groan as I never heard before, and desire I may never hear again.

Reaction of the crowd to Charles' execution.

Wednesday, 29 January 2014

The Wit and Wisdom of... Charlemagne

Quamvis enim melius sit benefacere quam nosse, prius tamen est nosse quam facere

(Right action is better than knowledge; but in order to do what is right, we must know what is right)

Charles, King of the Franks and the Lombards, and the "most serene Augustus, crowned by God, great and pacific emperor, governing the Roman Empire", better known as Charlemagne, c.745- 28th January 814. Regarded as one of the inspirations for the European ideal.

Tuesday, 28 January 2014

878 A.D.

In this year, at Midwinter, after Twelfth night, the army stole itself away to Chippenham, and harried the West Saxons' land, and settled there, and drove many of the people over sea, and of the remainder the greater portion they harried, and the people submitted to them, save the king, Alfred, and he, with a little band, withdrew to the woods and moor-fastnesses. And in the same winter the brother of Inwar and Halfdene was in Wessex, in Devonshire, with twenty-three ships, and he was there slain, and with him eight hundred and forty men of his force. And there was the standard taken which they call Raven. And the Easter after, Alfred, with a little band, wrought a fortress at Athelney, and from that work warred on the army, with that portion of the men of Somerset that was nearest. Then in the seventh week after Easter he rode to Egbert's stone, on the east of Selwood, and there came to meet him all the Somersetshire men, and the Wiltshire men, and that part of Hampshire which remained of it on this side of the sea; after, he went from the camp to Aeglea, and one night after that to Edington, and there fought against all the army, and put it to flight, and rode after it, as far as the works, and there sat fourteen nights. And then the army gave him hostages with great oaths that they would depart from his kingdom; and also promised him that their king would receive baptism; and that they so fulfilled; and three weeks after, King Guthrum came to him, with thirty of the men who were most honourable in the army, at Aller, which is opposite to Athelney; and the king received him thereat baptism; and his chrism-loosing was at Wedmore; and he was twelve nights with the king; and he largely gifted him and his companions with money.

Text of the Anglo-Saxon Chronicle for 878; a reminder of why the Somerset Levels being flooded isn't always a bad thing...
(Taken from Fordham University Medieval Sourcebook)

Friday, 24 January 2014

York Nostalgia-fest

Mainly to help me find them again, but also for anyone else who has ever had anything to do with the University of York, these two links may prove interesting:

http://www-student.cs.york.ac.uk/uni_history/index.html#history (A selection of campus folklore, gathered c.2000)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zV9z7YxrMUE (Video showing campus hidden secrets, from 2009)

Tuesday, 21 January 2014

Under Their Roof

Living with the parents is tough. Thinking you got away, only to find out it was apparently more of a temporary respite, is tough. Luckily, so I don't have to cry with pity and rage, the BBC have helpfully done it for me:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-25836241 (for a video of a depressed 27 year old)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-25825240 (for some slightly better analysis by Mark Easton)

The depressing bit is, if these are right, I'm not even 1/2 way there yet...